Diego MARADONA reaches blows with GRONDONA

News floating around Argentina today is that Diego MARADONA has quit his position as National Team manager. All this coming days after his dog allegedly bit him on his lip. It appears as though MARADONA had a huge blow-out with AFA president Julio "Don" Grondona. According to sources, fists were thrown by MARADONA with GRONDONA telling him he's fired. But Diego responded with the usual "You can't fire me, I quit!" line. Gabriel HEINZE was also featured in the fight as he was the special guest referee for this match, declaring MARADONA the winner.

After the fight, Diego MILITO came in and helped GRONDONA up, saying he's sick and tired of constantly being overlooked by MARADONA. Which then resulted in a Gabriel HEINZE vs. DIEGO MILITO match with our very own Sebastian GARCIA as the special guest referee, who then automatically called MILITO the winner.

For those still reading and not taken away by the title, happy April Fools day. :)