The Ultimate Footballer has MESSI's left foot

It's the silly season before the World Cup. Anything goes. Especially when it comes to advertisement. I've seen PALERMO scoring from one building to another for Gillette. I've seen stupid fans leave in the middle of a match because their mobile phone doesn't work just to go shopping at Garbarino (a store where you buy electronics in Argentina). I've seen idiotic celebrities like hair-dresser Roberto GIORDANO in moronic campaigns, but this is the latest I've seen and even if I don't take it seriously, I quite like it.
Especially because it lets us play with it.

First, let me explain what it is so then I'll pitch you my ideas for all of us to play around a bit.
Castrol has launched (with Sven Goran ERIKSSON as a guest) what they call THE ULTIMATE FOOTBALLER. It's a fictional character, of course, containing parts of famous players. Features that are unique to world-class footballers are put together to form a freakish figure that supposedly would have a market price of 450 million US Dollars if it was an existing player.

So let's check the Ultimate Footballer's body parts:

HAIR: Carles PUYOL. You can't deny it. Like it or not, it's a trade-mark.

HEIGHT: Peter CROUCH. Why not Emiliano PAPA?

EYES: XAVI. Not because they're hazel or green or blue. They represent XAVI's vision. So far...the best pick from Castrol.
CHIN: Paolo MALDINI. Well...why not choosing EUSEBIO's or PELE's or any other retired player. The reason Castrol gave to pick him here? His endurance and his 647 matches played for AC Milan.
CHEST: Michael BALLACK. Because supposedly he ran a lot during the Euro 2008. The equivalent of 80 laps around the Allianz Arena. He ran more than 68km.

ARMS: Rory DELAP. Why didn't they give him the ears? In case you don't know, this is a guy who plays for Stoke and has the ability to send throw-ins into the box.

HANDS: Julio CESAR. No need to say anything here. Another good pick.

LEGS: Cristiano RONALDO. I suppose. Yes.
LEFT FOOT: Lionel MESSI. Here's an interesting bit. Castrol says: "In an average game, Argentine forward MESSI makes between 1000 and 1500 twists and turns. His ability to move into space and score spectacular goals is unsurpassed - hitting 28 left-footed goals in the past two seasons, more than any other left-footed player in La Liga".

RIGHT FOOT: Thierry HENRY. Don't they mean LEFT HAND????

There you have it. The Ultimate Footballer.
Now here's my idea. Why don't you come up with The Ultimate Argentine Footballer?

And then...to have a laugh: The Ultimate Worst Argentine Footballer?

The only rule? You're not allowed to say: "GABRIEL HEINZE's COMPLETE BODY" in this last one! You have to work hard and pick only one feature from HEINZE! hahaha!

Can't wait for your inputs.