Thursday, April 01, 2010

Diego MARADONA reaches blows with GRONDONA

News floating around Argentina today is that Diego MARADONA has quit his position as National Team manager. All this coming days after his dog allegedly bit him on his lip. It appears as though MARADONA had a huge blow-out with AFA president Julio "Don" Grondona. According to sources, fists were thrown by MARADONA with GRONDONA telling him he's fired. But Diego responded with the usual "You can't fire me, I quit!" line. Gabriel HEINZE was also featured in the fight as he was the special guest referee for this match, declaring MARADONA the winner.

After the fight, Diego MILITO came in and helped GRONDONA up, saying he's sick and tired of constantly being overlooked by MARADONA. Which then resulted in a Gabriel HEINZE vs. DIEGO MILITO match with our very own Sebastian GARCIA as the special guest referee, who then automatically called MILITO the winner.

For those still reading and not taken away by the title, happy April Fools day. :)

12 comments:

John said...

Hahaha!!! Roy has done it again. Just the antidote I need after a tough day at work.

And who cares about Clash of the Titans. This is the real deal.

johnny said...

Hey ! No fair teasin' !!!!

Anonymous said...

I read the two lines and was deliriously happy. No fair ! ;)

max said...

lol thx for telling us this time;)

i totally bought last years joke about heinze injuring messi;)

messidona19 said...

Hahahahah! This is funny!
Yea last year's Messi injury scare got me but not this one though!

Tonymed said...

Ha Ha It"s funny , At first it was stunning
I began to realize I was fooled when Heinze as ther referee 5 5 5 5

salvio supporter said...

Haaha, so Maradona is still our coach... happy rest of the year :(

GK said...

Hahaha, soon as I read the headline I knew it was a joke and as I continued to read I figured it was definatly a Roy post....

totti said...

Great game from di Maria against Liverpool.

Its just beautiful to watch this boy :)

Mohd said...

yep, DiMaria is really great. with Messi to be surrounded by defenders, DiMaria can be our best player if the midfield links up well with him. a trio of Messi-DiMaria-Higuain/Milito will be fun to watch.

messidona19 said...

Di Maria's amazing I feel he's gonna he our surprise player (just like Caniggia 1990) in the Wc, If Messi can't perform.

Anonymous said...

i have heard in the news:

maradona's dog is the NT coach!

Vitalij from germany